MICHAEL ANDREW BLOMQUIST
Screenwriter. Comedian. Filmmaker. Entertainer.
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The Glades Rudocks
30 minutes - Seasons 1 & 2 (17 Episodes) now available
When their ne'er-do-well rivals are released from prison and out for revenge, married stoner couple Happy and Ranch Rudock must stay one step ahead of the law and their enemies while hatching hare-brained schemes and confronting empty nest syndrome in Everglades National Park.
*Quarterfinalist - Bull City International Film Festival
A convicted elephant thief is released from jail and has to maintain a job at a 3D printer company in order to keep her deranged ex-boyfriend from building a circus on her parents' land.
*Semifinalist - International TV Pilot Awards
An English outlaw and his dim-witted best friend are arrested and sent to a remote island in the Atlantic Ocean, where they join a gaggle of military misfits working as prison guards for the exiled Napoleon Bonaparte.
Dick & Shawn Are Miserable
*Honorable Mention - New York Screenwriting Awards
A nonbinary Internet celebrity and a crotchety widower become unlikely partners at a marijuana farm when they receive the same bizarre revelation from their Spirit Guide: You can't die until you find true happiness - but once you find true happiness, you die.
The life and times of Melvin, an anxious cell growing up in the “primordial soup” of 530 million years ago, as he navigates the absurdities of microscopic society, relationships with friends and family members, and his ill-fated efforts to woo the algae of his dreams.
Porter Ranch DMV
In the 1920s, a small town in Southern California represents the last bastion of the infamous Wild West - until two government agents (and former lovers) with their own baggage arrive to whip the area into shape and bring its folksy population kicking and screaming into the 20th century.
A naive but altruistic business grad starts from the bottom as an intern on a mid-budget Caribbean cruise line, where he must find success amid the constant hijinks and nautical nonsense in order to one day operate his own chain of luxury resorts.